Why Membership? The Story Behind the NEKED Social Club Fee

By Vanessa Jarvis-Findlay, Founder & CEO of NEKED Cannabis Café

Let’s talk about the “M” word. No, not munchies—membership. Specifically, that R50 once-off fee for 30 days (or R500 for a whole year of blissful access), which has inspired so many questions, lively debates, and the occasional grumble at the NEKED counter.

If you’ve ever wondered why you can’t simply pop in, grab your craft cannabis, and waltz out like you’re picking up a loaf of bread, allow me to lift the velvet curtain and share the real story. Spoiler alert: It’s not because my hubby Daimon and I are plotting to buy matching Lamborghinis.

A Global Journey and a Local Vision

Before NEKED became the welcoming, plant-loving peaceful oasis in Clarens that you know and love, I had the privilege of travelling the world—sampling the finest in cannabis hospitality from Amsterdam to Lisbon, Berlin to Barcelona. I’ve seen it all: from swanky members-only cannabis lounges where you sip espresso while discussing terpene profiles, to hole-in-the-wall joints with secret passwords and even more secret products.

And you know what all the best places had in common? A sense of safety, community, and mutual respect—a private social club vibe where members could truly be themselves, far from the prying eyes of the outside world. It felt exclusive, yes, but in the best possible way: it was about protecting the community and the experience.

This isn’t our own invention—trust me, I have better things to dream up! It’s a legal requirement that ensures we’re operating above board, keeping you (and us) safe, and giving the authorities absolutely nothing to wag their fingers about.

But here’s the important bit: the R50 membership fee isn’t a recurring monthly debit. It’s a once-off payment, valid for 30 days. If you visit once, or you’re just in Clarens for the weekend, it covers you for your entire stay. If you love us so much that you want to be part of the furniture (many do!), you can opt for a R500 annual membership, which gives you 12 whole months of blissfully compliant access.

You Only Need Membership for THC Products

Now, here’s where many people get tripped up:You only need to be a member if you’re purchasing THC products.You do not need a membership to buy our CBD range or any of our other plant medicines, wellness products, or lifestyle goodies. So, if you’re simply after some calming CBD oil, delicious gummies, or a spot of plant-based magic for your dog, you’re absolutely welcome to shop—no membership required.

In-Store and Online—Wherever You Are

Perhaps the best part? Your NEKED membership doesn’t just unlock the doors to our beautiful store in Clarens—it also gives you access to shop THC products online, wherever you are in South Africa. So even if you don’t live nearby, you can still enjoy our trusted consistency, top-quality products, exceptional service, and our years of expertise. Whether you’re placing an order from Cape Town, Joburg, or the comfort of your own sofa, your membership ensures you’re always part of the NEKED family.

What Do You Get for Your R50 (or R500)?

• A safe, beautifully curated space (no dodgy back alleys here).

• Access to premium, craft cannabis THC products that my husband Daimon and I have personally handpicked. We use all of our own products by the way. and so does our team.

• Expert guidance from our certified cannabis consultant team who genuinely cares (and might just remember your favourite strain).

• Peace of mind knowing everything is above board and legal.

• Full access to shop THC products online and in-store—wherever you are in SA.

• No membership needed for CBD or any of our other plant medicines, wellness products, or lifestyle items.

• A warm welcome into the NEKED community, where you’re more than just a customer—you’re a member of the family.

• Members specials and a online loyalty program.

  
  

  But I’m Just Passing Through Clarens!

We hear you. Whether you’re in town for the mountains, the magic, or a bit of mischief, our 30-day membership makes sure you’re covered—no secret handshakes required. And if you’re a frequent visitor, our annual option keeps things beautifully simple (and saves you a few rand, which means more for edibles).

Champagne Quality, Not Beer Prices

At NEKED, we believe in doing things properly, with a bit of sparkle and a lot of heart. Yes, you could grab a quick baggie somewhere else, but you’d miss out on everything that makes us special—quality, compliance, community, and the kind of high that comes with knowing you’re in good hands.

So next time someone grumbles about the “membership fee”, you can smile knowingly and say, “It’s not just a fee—it’s my ticket to the best club in South Africa, and beyond.”

Thank you for being part of our journey, for trusting us with your plant medicine, and for making NEKED the vibrant, joyful community that it is.

With love,

Vanessa Jarvis-Findlay Founder & CEO, NEKED Cannabis Café